Top 5 Ways to Waste Time at Work.....
FACEBOOK.....you can check up on old friends (possibly even stalk them if you choose to do so- facebook makes that extremely easy these days), make comments to every single one of your friend's posts/pictures, one word- FARMVILLE, and even buy a car/house/dog through the Marketplace.
- Bamboo Stick Of Aggression
“I came across this Bamboo stick in the early 90’s on the grounds of a college campus. Abandoned in the dirt alongside a lonely sidewalk, I claimed it. This Bamboo stick seems to create a negative aggressive energy when handled among people. It does not bring good luck.” - Tom Cruise Semen
“I have in my possession an item of true rarity, semen from Tom Cruise. As described in the disclaimer, I can’t physically sell semen on eBay so I am not but instead selling you a glass container whose content is a mystery.”
- Vampire Repelling Crucifix
“Troubled by vampires? Then don’t miss your chance to bid on this vampire repelling crucifix with Jesus figure. Crucifix is wood and the Jesus figure is hard plastic. Has the words INRI above Jesus. Crucifix is twelve inches high perfect for holding in hand while fighting the forces of evil.”
- Glove Filled With Flour
“A glove filled with flour. This thing is terrific!! I have had so much fun with it over the years and it is about time someone else has a chance to bask in the glory that is a glove filled with flour. The proud recipient of this beauty will no doubt achieve eternal happiness.”
- A Date With My Gay Uncle Frank
“To support my college fund I am selling a date with my attractive young uncle Frank. Frank is a nice young Italian single. He is 5″11 and weighs about 180 pounds. He enjoys dinning out and loves the outdoors. He has emerald green eyes, and is a hospitality specialist. “
Real New York State Grass
“You will be bidding on one blade of original New York state grass, the legal type of course. Never been to New York state. Well now you can own a piece of it all for yourself. This is approximately two to four inches long, nice and green and best of all it comes from New York state.”
....THIS LIST OF THESE AMAZING FINDS IS ENDLESS...check them out on Ebay LOL.
3. ORGANIZE....Tired of being at the computer all day. Start cleaning and organizing everything. Sort your sticky notes out by color, organize your pens, Sort all of your clips and paperclips out by size, sharpen your scissors. Want to waste even more time...try out all of your pens/highlighters/pencils and throw them away if they went bad. You could even take the keys off your keyboard one by one and clean.
4. EMAIL....You could check your email about 4 times every hour and respond back to every single email that you receive...Even the spam. If you don't know the people emailing you (and you know its not a virus) make up funny stories to email people and see if you get any responses.
5. WORKOUT....that's right! Find creative ways to workout at work. Crabwalk to the copy machine, crouches while you wait on the fax to go through, lift the staplers as weights, speed walk around the office.....If this doesn't draw attention to yourself at work..I don't know what will HAHA. You could even bust of with the sweat bands and take a little jog around the office using your ipod of course. For a more enjoyable time, have your coworkers line the halls and hand you cups of water and chant encouraging words!! :)
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